We are proud to be an Indian

I came accross this on an email...Quite interesting

> Hello all I am an NRI who went to India recently and have my own Top
> 10 observations. Sorry If I offend any one and if you are offended, then I would suggest to do something to make India more beautiful and less corupt. So here it goes:
> > > 10. We don't kill mosquitoes because
After all they are our own blood. We are proud to be an Indian.

9. Sorry, Excuse me, and please are not in our dictionary unless the other person is a gora. After all Slavery is in our blood. We are proud to be an Indian.

> > 8. We will take a piss (muthna or susu) where ever we feel like it. After all we do not have any shame. We are proud to be an Indian.

> > 7. This is for the Three Wheeler owners: we mix kerosene with Petrol. After all no one cares about pollution or the environment. We are proud to be an Indian.

> > 6. We always go to public toilets and make a mess not caring for the next person who will use it. After all they will not care for me, why should we. We are proud to be an Indian.

> > 5. We like to talk big, but act very little on it. After all it costs money to act on it. We are proud to be an Indian.

> > 4. We like to blame everything on the government and look the other way. After all who wants to take a blame for their own mistakes. We are proud to be an Indian.

> > 3. We are an Animal loving nation, we do not kill animals and let animals share our roads with them. But if we need to sacrifice an animal in the name of some mata, we will not hesitate for a minute. After all it is for our own good and sacrificed animal do not feel any pain. We are proud to be an Indian.

> > 2. This is for Television Channels: We like to broadcast > so many serials and foreign programming non-stop on our channels. But we don't want to telecast programs educating people on how clean other countries are and how much clean you should keep your country. After all no one will watch such a program. We are proud to be an Indian.

> > 1. This is for all the people fighting to have separate state: We don't want to fight against corruption, which will solve all the problems. After all we are corrupt too. We are not proud to be an Indian.>